In a school, a female teacher asked a student, "Ivanov, why did you miss two
days in class?"
"Day before yesterday, my mother was laundering my pants."
"And what about yesterday?"
"I walked by your house and saw your panties drying. So, I thought you
wouldn't be in school."
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