My New Business for 2015

So, my business plan: I'm going to open a new business in 2015. For the first THREE weeks of the year, it is a gym. For the next 49 Weeks, it turns into a bar! That way, you can buy a year long membership and KNOW you can get your money's worth. The name: Resolutions
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