A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen.” "
That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?”
"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen”.
"What's your name?" she asked.
He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
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