So I've got a pretty diverse friend group, of which includes several Muslims.
There's:
•That guy who lives between two other houses- Ali
•That guy with a sausage in his hair - Hamed
•Oh and that other guy, who looks like he has two sausages in his hair! Mohammed!
Bonus :(《hint》May require some punjabi). That guy with a receding hairline -Ikbal
No religious hate intended ♡♥
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