My mother is Polish and my father was not, so growing up we heard a lot of Polish jokes from my father. All in good fun of course. Here is my favorite.

Yosh and Stosh decided they were going to take a vacation back to their native land Poland. So they’re on the plane halfway across the Atlantic and everything is going great when the captain makes an announcement over the intercom.

“Folks, were having a little trouble with on of the engines and it stopped working. It’s not a big deal but I does mean we are going to be in the air a little longer”.

Yosh and Stosh are a little nervous but it’s ok, they’ll just get there a little late.

After a little while the captain comes on the intercom once again.

“Folks, I have a little more bad news. Seems we’ve lost another engine so we’re going to be flying a little slower and so we’ll be in the air a little longer.”

Yosh and Stosh are a little nervous but if the captain says they will be ok, they believe him.

A few hours go by and the captain makes another announcement.

“Well folks we’ve lost yet another engine but there’s no need to worry, we have one remaining, however, it does mean we’re going to be in the air longer still."

After hearing this last announcement Stosh is visibly upset. He turns to Yosh and says “wow this is crazy, if we lose that last engine we’ll never get down”