She says I'm crying because in all my life I've never been kissed. So the man leans down to give her a kiss and then stands back up and begins to walk on his way. Then she starts crying even louder. So he turns around and asks her, why are you crying now? She says, I'm crying because in all my life I've never been fucked. So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and yells "you're fucked now!"
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