The Man was holding gunpowder to put it on his gun he walked to the kitchen and said "Honey wheres my gun" then his Wife replied "I dont know" then the man walked to the kitchen and accidently drop his gunpowder onto his omelet and the man hide under the table and shouted "HONEY RUN ITS GONNA EGG-SPLODE"
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