My mom told me this joke. I tried adapting it for Reddit...hopefully the humor isn't lost in translation.

A blonde takes part in a raffle and is flabbergasted to hear that she won a free helicopter ride. She becomes very excited at the thought of being able to fly around in a helicopter. The day finally comes when the woman is going to fly in the helicopter. As she is getting ready, the pilot explains that he'll be pointing out interesting landmarks and tells her that if she has any questions, that she should feel free to ask. After they take-off, the pilot starts showing the woman all of the skyscrapers in the city and remarks on their historic significance. The woman is having a great time, but eventually she starts feeling cold. So she turns to the pilot and says "Could you turn the fan off?"

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