Seriously. Fuck my life.
The only clothes I have are pants. I work at a fast-food restaurant flipping burgers and my only co-worker makes fun of me all day long. If I complain to my boss, he would just cut my pay or fire me, and there's no way I could get another job.
The only person willing to hang out with me is mentally-challenged. I guess he's the only one who can tolerate me. I never thought I was that socially awkward.
I really want to drive the fuck out of here, but I've failed every test I've taken. And do you know what the worst part is?
I live in a pineapple under the sea.
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