And swim from a beach in florida all the way to the shores of new york. The only thing he took with him was a waterproof radio to contact the news station in case of emergency. He started his swim and in 48 hours he was only a half a mile away from the statue of liberty. Then all of the sudden he made a U turn and started to swim back. When the news station found out they radiod him asking, "Is everything okay? Why are you swimming the other way?" The swimmer responded, "Yeah, Im too tired, Im comming back."
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