My life used to be amazing. I had it all, I even owned a few houses.
One near the Big Dark Blue. I'd go around there once every cycle, a little visit. Until the neighbor from hell came. Put a hotel near my vacation zone. Whenever I want to go to my vacation house I always end up getting fucked over by the people in the hotel.
Now all I have is this stupid fucking top hat.
Never playing monopoly again.
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