My jewish friend wont talk to me anymore.

So my friend was looking to rent a van to help his family members get around during his family reunion and he invited me along.

we came across this big white van with a few rows of seats in the back and he said "how many of my family members do uou think I can fit in here?"

I look around, count the benches and go "Well how big is the ashtray?"


(Fuck you im going to hell with a chuckle. )

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