The Jew vaporizer

German scientist showing the Fuhrer his new Jew vaporizer - as each concentration camp inmate steps into it, he or she is immediately vaporized with no annoying residue.

After thirty-odd inmates, Hitler is very impressed but asks the scientist why every fifth inmate was Italian.

And the scientist explains that the machine is a machine like any other machine, so you've got to grease it regularly.

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