He said to me," I wanted my son to try out all of my favorite types of beer. First, I had a Guinness and gave him some, and he spat it out in my face. Then I had a pint of Smithwick's Ale and gave him some of that, and he spat it out again! I thought maybe he wasn't a beer drinker and tried giving him some scotch, and he spat it out just like the others. And to top it all off, pushing his stroller back home was a killer on my back."
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