My housemate Annette hasn't had a real date in months, but she's pretty laid back about it. Instead of worrying about relationships and sex,

Blonde medical terms

Acute: Opposite of an ugly. Adenoid: Domino's Pizza character. Advil: Used...

10 Things To Say...

1. When you pick up the phone say, "Hello." then wait for them to start...

What's the...

You get fucked and fall through the cracks.

Having sex in an...

on so many levels.

Bucket seats.

What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde? Bucket seats.

Mars and Venus

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...

Thanksgiving Dinner

Little Johnny lives together with his parents. One day, he heard his parents...

2 men and a woman...

What happens when you have : 2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men...

Someone asked me...

16 years. Once. When I was young.

My wife is...

Now I'll never come first.