...and he smells something delicious coming from the table to his right. He asks the waiter what the other table ordered, and the waiter replies, "ah, yes, that would be the testicle soup. Bull testicles are quite delicious." The man says, "really? I'll have one then." However, the waiter informs him that they only get one bull per day, and so he will have to wait until tomorrow. The man understands and leaves.
The next day, he comes back to the restaurant early just so he can be the first customer when it opens up. He sits down, and orders the testicle soup. But when the waiter brings the soup, he sees that the testicles are much smaller than the day before. He asks the waiter, who replies, "well, sometimes the bull wins..."
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