A black man is very upset with how blacks are treated in America and decides he wants to go to Africa to live among his ancestors.
He goes up the counter at the airport and says "I want a one-way ticket to Nigeria" and throws his money on the counter.
"I'm sorry, sir. You appear to be 5 cents short" said the clerk.
"5 cents? Who cares! Give me the ticket lady!" shouted the man.
"I'm sorry sir, I need the correct amount or I cannot complete the transaction" replied the clerk.
So the man frantically ran around the airport asking for a nickle. Everybody ignored him, until he finally ran into this redneck wearing a ten-gallon hat and cowboy boots.
"Listen, White-Devil, I would normally never ask someone like you for help, but I need a nickle to go back to Africa and I need it now" said the man.
The redneck grew a huge grin and said; "Hell boy, you're going back to Africa? For a nickle? Well shit, here's a quarter, take four more with you!"
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