I had gone to visit my grandfather, a well-travelled man, and was telling him about my trip: the towering buildings, ornate architecture, and warm beaches of the cities I'd visited en route to his home town. I told him how all the walking had made me develop a blister on the bottom of my foot, and that in spite of the blister, I'd kept walking and exploring. By the last day, I was literally hobbling along almost on one leg, and had to call it quits.
His reply?
"Well, I guess you could say, your heart was willing, but your sole was weak!"
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