The judge says "Do you want to live with your father?"
The son says "No, he beats me"
Then the judge says "Do you want to live with your mother?"
He says "No, she beats me too"
The judge then says "Who do you want to live with?"
He says "I want to live with the 76ers. They never beat anybody."
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