My girlfriend's family are quite strict. I remember the first time I went to stay with her at her parent's house, and her dad wouldn't let us sleep together.

Vital papers will...

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously...

Last night I...

I only needed two more people!

What would...

Lamb Gogh

I like my...

Cautious and skeptical about ideas that start off with "I ran"

Why did the short...

Because the stakes were high!

Helping with the...

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that...

A husband and...

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer....

Do you remember...

Saw him the other day, told me to say hello!

What do you call...

What do you call a running chicken? Poultry in motion.

Pickled Penis(NSFW)

A woman and her husband were experiencing marital problems, to the point...