My girlfriend started dozing off and told me "Can you wake me up in ten minutes, or whenever you're finished?"

A confused boy...

"Daddy, what's in between Mommy's legs?" the boy asks. "Paradise, son."...

A wolf was trying...

She turned around and told the lion look at this wolf making sex moves...

My girlfriend and...

Her dad asked me why I couldn't do the laundry by myself so I told him "it's...

Old farmers joke...

Farmer John was a quiet little farmer, living on his farm with his wife and...

A man is flying...

...and it crashes in the ocean near a remote island. The man and Brooklyn...

An Englishman, a...

The Englishman said, "The absolute best pub I have ever been to is the Royal,...

Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris doesnt have sex. Sex has Chuck Norris.

Too Much Sex

The businesswoman, in town for an important meeting, checked into her room...

Special Viagra

A man walks into a chemist and says to the bloke behind the counter,...

Having puppies

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond are sitting in a doctors office, talking...