"Daddy, what's in between Mommy's legs?" the boy asks.
"Paradise, son." replies the dad.
The boy takes a minute to think, then asks "Daddy, what about your legs? What's in between those?"
"They key to paradise, son."
"Well, you better change the lock because the neighbor's got a copy."
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