My Girlfriend

So I been with my girlfriend for about four years now, her and her parents are religious-your typical Christians. Anyways, so I was over one night and asked if we could sleep together-her father being very religious declined...it's a shame. He was smashing.
(Adaptation of Chris Turner's Original)

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