My girlfriend is very overweight.

She is doing exercises to try and slim down. After jogging, she thought she was having a heart attack saying she had a horrible pain under her left breast. Turned out, she had a sprained knee....

????????????

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.