My girlfriend and I were getting intimate

She whispered, "Put your finger inside me", so I did.

"Now put in two fingers", so I did.

"Now put three fingers in", so I did.

"Now four fingers", so I put in four.

"Now I want your whole hand inside me", so I put in my whole hand.

"Now your other hand. I want both of them", so I put my other hand in.

"Now slide them in all the way up to your elbows", so I did.

"Now clap."

"I can't."

"Tight little pussy, huh?"

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