Sir Lancelot is speaking:
— So, dear sirs, I was fighting this dragon with three heads. I chopped one head off, it grew two more. I chopped two off, it grew two more. I chopped three off, it grew five more. I chopped one off, it grew none. I chopped one off, it grew three more.
Sir Galahad interjects:
— So how did it end?
— Well, after chopping for half an hour, I still could see no pattern there.
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