My friend showed me his pictures from his exchange program in Amsterdam. It turns out he did a project at the Red Light district there.

How Flat are you?

Roses are red Violets are black I hope your front Isn't as flat as your...

Why did the...

Someone cut him off.

Do you think...

Might as well. Nothing dentured, nothing gained.

A radio show...

A gentleman walks into the studio with a mutt of a dog a couple days later...

Why are pirates...

They have great hARRRmony. I'm sorry.

How do you make a...

You take away his food.

3 men are...

The first man steps up to the defendant's stand, and the judge says to him:...

Differences

What's the difference between a prostitute, your mistress and your wife?...

Jumpin off a bridge

a smart blonde, a blonde, and santa clause jumped off a bridge at the same...

Waiter: Why...

Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because...