My friend seemed pretty offended when I implied that he might have stolen one if my Harry Potter trading cards.

Why should you...

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

My wife asked why...

I said it's for shelf-defense.

Q: How many...

Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:...

Why did the male...

He wanted to have a treesome.

Dat test though

Almost gets a 100% on a test, a STD test.....

Private Detective

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his...

I lost my...

Seriously, I lost her. If you have seen her around please let me know.

Ex-lax

Did you know that all boxes of Ex-lax have been recalled? You can't buy...

American...

Apparently, he has a huge apartment complex.

Change in Appearance

While doing renovations in our house, one of the workmen paused to look at a...