My friend made a really bad pun

He was telling me about his baseball game. "Hey Mr_PerfeKt_Dick I played first base today but got yelled at when I dropped the ball." He was cracking up as he said "I guess I really *dropped the ball* on that one. Get it? *Dropped the ball?* It's a pun!"

It was so bad it gave me cancer. I guess it was a punintended consequence

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