A desperate guy walks into a recruiters office wanting to join the army. A recruiter is sitting at his desk doing some paperwork.
The recruiter looks up and down, thinks for a second, and says, "I have two questions for you."
The guy immediately responds, "What is it sir?"
"When can you join?"
"Uh.. how is first thing in the morning?"
As the recruiter went back to work he says, "Great, see you then."
(Usually I'll leave it here so whomever will ask what was the second question. I would say don't ask don't tell. Butt..this is Reddit, not responddit)
The guy quickly leaves and on his way out the door asks, " I forgot about the second question."
The recruiter looked up, "huh?"
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