A blind man was always turned down by women because of his disability. He knew one thing though, that he had an abnormally large erection. Knowing he couldn't successfully have a relationship, and use his hammer properly, he asked one of his dear friends to bring him to "pleasure palace", a local sex facility.
They go to the place and his friend says to the woman behind the desk, without his blind friend hearing, "my friend here is blind, but he claims you will not be disappointed." So the woman agrees and brings him into a room. She pulls his pants down and wows about his erection. She knew she couldn't handle it so she brought in another woman. She couldn't handle it and told the boss. The boss comes in to take a look at it and tells the blind mans friend to take him somewhere else. He only knew one other place to find a vagina big enough to fulfill his wishes. So he took him to your mothers house.
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