What did Little Red Riding Hoods boyfriend say when he was asked about their sex life?

Why did Nixon...

Because he always took the low road.

What does...

Walk this way

What do a virgin...

Neither of them have had sex

How many...

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How was the bear...

It had muscles.

What do male...

A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee.

How do you prove...

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see...

What is a java...

A BlueJ

Why did the Polak...

He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

What do you get...

A fruit and a vegetable.