My first day in prison & my giant cell-mate wants to play house. He asks me if I want to be Mama or Papa. I tell him I'll be Papa.

A woman playing golf

A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put his hands together between his...

OOPS

A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling....

Why didn't the...

...they all fell off a truck.

What does Hitler...

He flies a kike.

Walking through...

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese...

French Priest

The killing of a priest in France is the smallest ever mass killing to have...

Marry it.

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant A. Marry it.

My job sent me to...

And now, I'm thinking I'm gonna be pretty good at it.

What do you call...

Iron Pirate

Guy goes to the...

Doctor: "No, last time I gave you some you threw your back out" Patient:...