You know you're a Redneck if.....
1. Your child's night-light is a neon beer sign.
2. The only running water in your house comes through the ceiling.
3. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
4. All your kids toys came free with a Happy Meal.
5. When you fill your car with gas, it's worth doubles.
6. You start a fight in a bar and your wife finishes it.
7. Your kids favourite bedtime story is "Curious George and the Electric fence"
8. You and your wife's family reunions are one and the same.
9. The Glamour Shots people give you your money back.
and last of all....
You know you're a redneck if
10.The FBI has more pictures of your family than you do.
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