Fat woman: I was a size six before aerobics class, all that jumping must expanded my foot
Al: Then i see you must been fallen on your butt a time or two.
Fat woman: How dare you say that to my face!
Al: Well i'd say that behind your back, but my car has only got half a tank of gas
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