This joke always required some prompting so I found it difficult to post in the traditional title and text punchline format. I'll just give an example.
Dad: What do you want for dinner?
Kid: I feel like pizza...
Dad: You don't look like pizza!
Drove me nuts as a kid, use it at every opportunity now.
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