A Presbyterian Minister, an Episcopal Priest and a Baptist Minister and their wives all decide to take a cruise together. Everyone is having a wonderful time until a freak storm happens, the boat sinks and they all drown. The next moment they are standing before Saint Peter the pearly gates and he calls the Presbyterian Minister and his wife forward...
"I am sorry," says Saint Peter, "I cannot let you into the Gates of Heaven for you were too preoccupied with food... I know this because your wife's name is Candy."
The Episcopal Priest and his wife step forward.
"I am sorry," says Saint Peter, "I cannot let you into the Gates of Heaven for you were too preoccupied with money... I know this because your wife's name is Penny."
The Baptist Minister gets a panicked look on his face, turns to his wife and says, "Oh no Fanny, I think we're in trouble."
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