My father, who is an electrician, has always been big on safety.

I learned almost everything I know from that man, including all of my own electric expertise. I'm not very experienced yet though, and my latest experiment may have been more complicated than I could handle safely. He took one look at it and said "Son, unlike that circuit, you're grounded."

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