The Clause's thought their house was a little quite so they decided to get a new kitten, which they named Kitty. One evening Santa was enjoying some milk and cookies in his recliner when Kitty climbed up his leg. He yelled out in pain and Mrs. Clause rushed into the room. "What happened," she asked. Through reels of pain Santa exclaimed, "Kitty Clause!"
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