A Native American man walks into his local convenience story one day to buy a roll of toilet paper. He sees there are only two kinds available, so he asks the cashier, "what is the difference between the two?" The cashier says, "Well, the brand name one is more expensive and our no-name one is very cheap." The Native American decides to save some money and buys the no-name toilet paper. The next day, that same Native American returns to the convenience store and tells the cashier "I've got a name for your no-name toilet paper: John Wayne." The cashier, confused, asks why John Wayne? The Native American replies, "Because its rough, tough, and takes no shit from Indians!"
i've heard my dad tell this joke a million times, kinda simple but still funny after 22 years lol
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