He orders a drink, and then says to the barman, "Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them."
He is met with a stony silence. All he hears are a set of footsteps approaching him, followed by a rough voice.
"Hey, buddy. I'm 6' 4 and a trained martial artist. The guy who just served you is bigger than me and a cage fighter. The only other person in here is the biggest out of the three of us, and he's just someone you *really* don't want to fuck with. Now, do you want to tell that joke again?"
The blind man thought about it for a moment and replied, "No. I'm not explaining it three times."
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