My dad is a police officer out here in New Jersey (US), and the irony is perfect.
My dad drives up to a nearby school and spots three teenagers smoking cigarettes out back. Somebody recently called from the area about a kid who was stealing outside equipment from the neighborhood and one of the teenagers matched the description. My dad drives up to them and calls the one matched over to his car. He asks him what they've been doing and the normal of an officer. My dad then asks, "What's your name sir?" and the teenager failed to answer. My father asks again with still no answer. At this point, his friends stood up and are walking towards the car to figure out why my father was speaking up. They hear my dad ask again, "What is your name sir?" and one of the kids exclaims, "Calvin don't tell him".
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