a group of terrorists received a tip that their was a lone Marine over the next hill. The leader sends a pair to kill the Marine, but after several hours of waiting realizes that the pair is not returning. Assuming his men are dead he sends a group of 10 to kill the Marine however again hours pass and no one returns. Confused and angry the terrorist leader sends 100 men over the hill to kill the Marine and this time one of his men returned and screamed "STOP SENDING MEN, THERE ISN'T ONE MARINE OVER THE HILL! THERE IS TWO OF THEM!!"
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