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My cousin, a Shoprite cashier, asked a customer "how many ears do you have in that bag", the customer counted and said "8", My cousin then replied "I was going to say you must have really good hearing, but I thought that would have been too corny!"

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She claims she thought of this on the spot, I thought the double pun was pretty damn clever!

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