Three men are walking home from a pub one night when they notice a brown mass on the sidewalk.
“It kind of looks like shit” says one of the men.
They decide to get in for a closer look. After inspecting the pile for a little bit, one of the men proclaims:
“Alright, lads. It looks like shit. It smells like shit. It tastes like shit.
Thank God we didn’t step it in!”
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