My company issues user id's to its new employees based on the 1st letter of their 1st name and the 1st 3 letters of their last name.

A barnyard...

A young bird left late on his first southern migration and was caught in an...

A woman wanted a...

A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the...

What are...

Crispy Pata

Why does the...

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Three Women

Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball,...

How old were you...

How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on...

If it looks like...

It probably identifies as a napkin and how dare you assume it's species.

Tracks

In Colorodo there is a hunting compotiton. 3 men enter it. Each guy gets an...

How do you tell...

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

What triggers...

Genders