My collection of dwarf/midget jokes. I'm sorry.

Did you know that there was a dwarf shortage in America?

In other countries, dwarfism is a growing problem.

Dwarves and midgets actually have very little in common.

Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy?

Yesterday I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the prison wall and he looked at me and sneered. I said, "Well that's a little condescending."

How do midgets get girls to date them? They're really good at small talk.

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