After a few drinks they realize their wedding anniversaries are on the same day. The poor guy turns to the rich guy and says. "Well what did you get your wife?" The rich man proudly states "I got her a diamond necklace and a new Mercedes Benz, if she doesn't like the necklace she can take it back in her new Mercedes Benz." The poor guys says "aww man that's nice." But doesn't reply. After a couple more drinks the rich guy asks the poor guy. "Well what did you get your wife?" The poor guy swirls his drink and says "well, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself." Edit: sp
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