My brother is a drummer and I used these jokes on him all the time. These are a few I remember.
What do you do when a drummer knocks on your door? Pay for the pizza
How do you know if the stage is level? The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth
Why is there a drummer in the band? Who else would sleep with the guitarist's sister?
What did the drummer use as birth contol? His personality
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