I asked him how the lessons went and he tells me:
"We got up to cruising altitude and my pilot looks over at me. He informs me that he is not only a black belt, but he is also a homosexual; and if I don't succumb to his sexual desires then I have to jump out if the plane."
"Did you jump?" I ask.
"A little.... at first"
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